An ill-advised two-minute roast turkey dinner interrupts a 2009 blast of electro house, nu-disco, breaks and early dubstep. Back from Japan, Hal, Betto and Nathan share stories of performing with Count Bass D and discovering Sakanaction, alongside new music from Phonat and an early Avicii remix. There’s news of backing Dizzee Rascal at the BBC Electric Proms, a surprisingly serious debate about Michael Jackson, and a barely audible phone call from Jamiroquai guitarist Rob Harris. Most importantly, Hal launches an international search for a girlfriend for Betto, kicking off a ridiculous saga that will run for several episodes.

Music in this show: Phonat – Set Me Free (Avicii Mix), The Young Punx feat. Count Bass D – Ready for the Fight, Holiday Lover (Dizzee Rascal – Holiday vs Prince – I Wanna Be Your Lover), Sharooz – Adrenalyze, Calvin Harris – I’m Not Alone (Doorly Remix), Diplo & Laidback Luke – Hey (Black Noise Remix), Deltawave – Rock n Roll Medusa, Sakanaction – Ame (B), The Young Punx – It Doesn’t Stop, Caged Baby – Medicine, The Young Punx – Rock Star (Understand) (Shinichi Osawa Remix), Hott 22 – Wicked Games (Thomas Gold Remix), Spinal Tap – (Funky) Sex Farm, Riton & Primary 1 – Who’s There, Ezio – The Same Mistake as Me, Phonat – It’s for You.