An improvised opera about scones, jam and cream interrupts two hours of house, nu-disco, breaks and drum & bass. Of course it does. Inspired by the Royal Wedding, Hal, Nathan and Betto attempt a traditional British cream tea, argue over how to pronounce ‘scone’ and whether the jam or cream goes first, then inexplicably start singing about it. Guest Ben Braund drops in for a nostalgic trip through London’s mid-2000s breakbeat scene, Nathan demonstrates his spectacularly dodgy pirate radio DJ skills, and a listener poll to find the show’s sexiest radio voice is won by Frank the Dog. A deserved victory.

Music in this show: Grum – Through the Night, Lykke Li – I Follow Rivers (The Magician Remix), Hercules & Love Affair – My House (Tensnake Remix), Kraak & Smaak – My Synths Are the Bomb, Minitel Rose – Heart of Stone, Breakbot – Fantasy, The Young Punx – Dope Ass Sound, Arveene & MiSK – Love Money Music Body (Evil Nine Mix), Mord Fustang – Lick the Rainbow, Ryan Riot – Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Alex Gaudino & Jason Rooney – I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll, Housemeister feat. Boys Noize – nBaxx, Polymath – Discogoose, Medcab Presents – Me, Myself and Infekto, Medcab Presents – Infekto’s Message, Slyde – We Love It, Slyde – Space Bass Rock, Drumattic Twins – Hyperspeed.

[Scone Break]

Max Neutra – Nucleus, Doorly – Northern 2 Step, Redlight – Progress, Eats Everything – The Size, Parralax – Watching, Pheugoo – wUUUnderwall (The Young Punx – You You You vs Oasis), Tom Waits – Martha.